Sunday Morning, the De Young Museum, San Francisco


Ring-Ring
"De Young Museum. Cassandra Salvatore's office."
"May I speak to Ms. Salvatore, please?"
"May I ask who's calling?"
"This is Knightblade. We met at the, um... theater last night."
"Yeah, right, buddy. Try it on someone else."
Click

Ring-Ring
"De Young Museum. Cassandra Salvatore's office."
"Look, this really is Knightblade. I need to speak-"
"Listen, buster, I don't have time for your jokes. I got enough problems with my boss's. So don't call back!"
Click

A few minutes later.
Ring-Ring
"De Young Museum. Cassandra Salvatore's office."
"This is Professor Jones of the University of Indiana Archaeology Department. Could I speak to Miss Salvatore?"
"Just one second while I connect you."
(Knightblade's note to self: send a dozen roses to Cassie's secretary... FROM TONY.)


Buzz, whir, click.....

"Doctor Jones, it is so good to hear from you," Cassandra says. "We got the headpiece for the staff of Ra and subtracted the 1 meter to honor Ra, but length still seems wrong. According to our calculations, the staff of Ra would locate the Ark of the Covenant under Alcatraz. Are you sure you got the numbers right? Oh, by the way, you left your whip over at my house last night."

There's a pause and then laughter. "Oh really, Tony, I can't believe you told Monique you were Dr. Jones from the University of Indiana," she says between laughs. "At this rate I won't have a secretary by the end of next week. What's up?"

"Monique. Of course, her name is Monique," sighs Knightblade with a totally exasperated air. "You know for some odd reason she didn't believe I was Knightblade, but she had no problems with a whip-wielding archaeologist from the Midwest," he sighs again, and his voice takes on a more relaxed tone, "Good morning, Ms. Salvatore, how are you today? I hope your Uncle Alex is alright."

"Knightblade! Sorry, I thought you were my husband Tony. Well, that was the reason for the whip, ahem, comment," says Cassie clutching her hand over her eyes. Tony is not going to believe I talked about whips with a superhero.

"My Uncle Alex is doing fine. It takes more than a flashy phantom and some celestial spirits to shake him up. Now ruin his baklava, then you'll have an upset man. But thank you for asking. I'm really glad you called, seeing as I didn't get your phone number during all the commotion after the musical. How does one call a superhero? Do you have super hearing? Could I just yell really loud? Anyway, I was wondering if you discovered anything new about that mysterious phantom. I have a sneaking suspicion that the kidnapping at the theater last night is just the beginning of a bigger problem."

"Well, first, never apologize for confusing me with your husband. I'm always thrilled to be compared to someone who is obviously as lucky as he is," Knightblade pauses for a second and the distinct sound of tires squealing is heard over the connection.

"Second, I can give you the radio frequency to contact me in the suit if that would work. I do have another life though. So, I'm not always available. As regards the phantom, the only thing I'm afraid I've learned is that it appears to be out of my field. There seem to be signs of magical involvement. I was hoping that perhaps you might have some contacts in that area as magic is so closely tied to history. And lastly, do you know if your uncle honeys both sides of his filo dough or just one?"

"Honey goes on both sides of the inner and top pieces of filo, but only put honey on one side of the bottom piece," Cassandra says, her stomach growling. This what you get when your husband eats most of biscotti at breakfast.

"Are you hungry? I was thinking you could come over to the museum and catch a bite to eat from the snack bar while I made some calls. I don't really know anyone specifically involved in magic, but the museum maintains a list of experts to contact when dealing with authenticating ancient relics. One of them might be able to direct us to someone a little more knowledgeable about magical items, the occult, etc."

"However, I have my own personal theory on this. We've got someone using magic and the kidnapping of five singers including our two Christines - understudy and lead actress. Perhaps whomever kidnapped these singers need their vocal talents in a spell. I'll admit that most of my experience with magic is limited to movies and Saturday morning cartoons, but aren't some spells chanted? Perhaps in this particular spell the vocal quality as well as the words needs to be exact?"

"Well, this is all hypothesis - though I'm betting when all is said and done DEMON is somehow involved in all this. Do you want to come over here? I think your suit will probably protect you from the worst affects of the snack bar food. Avoid the 'Chicken Delight' though. It's not a delight."

"I'm sorry. Did you say five singers?" Knightblade queries with an astonished voice. "Doh, idiot, pick up a newspaper! Oh, sorry, Cassie, I was talking to myself not you. Of course, what you're saying makes perfect sense. Look, lunch sounds great," Knightblade says realizing he hasn't eaten since the chocolate bomb at three AM, "I'll be by your office in a few minutes. I'll be the guy in silver."

Approximately, ten minutes later, "Ms. Salvatore, there's a... gentleman here to see you."

"Thank you, Monique," Cassie says, sticking her head out into the secretary's area. "Hello, Knightblade, come on back. Watch your head, the doorway is kind of small."

The first thing he notices about Cassandra's office is that it's tiny. Two people can barely fit into it along with the accumulated junk that only museum employees come across. There's an African spear in one corner, leaning rather jauntily against an overcrammed bookshelf. Back copies of "Archaeology Today" are strewn across the desk and the end table. There is one other chair in the room besides the one behind the desk. It is an overstuffed easy chair and looks very comfortable for sitting and reading.

On her desk is a framed wedding picture. At least it looks like it is a wedding picture. Cassie is wearing a white dress and carrying a bouquet and Tony is wearing a suit. But instead of a minister, the two are standing with Elvis - the young Elvis.

Knightblade picks up the photo, "Cool, it's 'Big E'. You know my cousin met him... a couple of months ago." He sighs, "Stuff like that always happens to him. It's really weird." He set the photo back down to look at the papers.

There's also copy of the Sunday joint edition of the San Francisco Chronicle-Examiner on the desk. The headline reads: "Substitute soprano snatched mid-solo."

"Here's the paper. I thought you might want to read the article. A total of five singers were abducted last night, including the original Christine. She was snatched before the musical began. That explains why the doors opened so late and all the ushers looked worried. Her stand-in is the one we all saw being kidnapped off the stage in the middle of the musical."

"Please sit down," she adds, gesturing at the easy-chair. "I'm going to start making some calls. Tony was going to stop by for lunch. If I can catch him on the cellular, I'll see if he can bring take-out. For our own gastronomical safety, we really should avoid the cafeteria if we can."

Suddenly, Cassie starts giggling. "I just had a vision of you sitting there with a napkin tucked in to the top part of your suit. I suppose it really doesn't matter if you get mustard on it. I have some Windex, that should take any mess right off."

"Actually, I never put much thought into how to eat in this thing. I'm not sure if I can. Ah, well, I'll work something out." Knightblade sits in the offered chair with a distinctive creak.

"Cassie, before you call Tony, I have something I need to ask both of you. Would y'all be willing to go to PRIMUS headquarters and tell them what you saw last night? The meeting is scheduled for 4:00. I have no idea how to contact Protector, and I'd like someone else to be there who was in the sewer. I'll understand if you can't make it."

Cassie drops the phone she had just picked up to call Tony on. Picking it up from where it landed on the floor she gently puts it back in the cradle.

"Talk to PRIMUS, well I never really thought about that. Hmm," she mutters, absentmindedly twirling a piece of hair. "Tony and I talked to them right after we left you in the sewer. I kind of stretched the truth a bit then. I told them we went down there to see if we could help, but I didn't mention you or Protector. See, I wasn't too sure you guys wanted to talk with PRIMUS. If I talk to them now, are they going to crack down on me for lying? I think I'd better talk to Tony about this first. If you don't mind me asking, do you work for PRIMUS? I mean, you know about this 4 p.m. meeting and all."

"Great," thinks Knightblade, "alright, brain, do your stuff."

He stands up from the chair, stares at the door, and for a brief second, Cassie sees the same light red glow come from his eyepiece that she saw in the sewer.

Knightblade turns back to Cassie and says, "Cassie, I think I understand your hesitation. Really, I do, and I want you to feel completely comfortable speaking with me. Therefore...," he stops for a dramatic pause, "I give you my word of honor that I am not acting, nor ever have acted, as a superhero in the employ of any government, United States or otherwise." He takes a deep breath as he finishes, "Whew, happy?"

"Moderately, now if you could explain to me who was on the grassy knoll in Dallas, then I'd be ecstatic," Cassie says smiling. "Don't worry, I know every hero has a secret. I don't need to know all of yours. Thank you for telling me that much. I appreciate it."

"Actually, since we're all sharing here, I'll let you in on one of my secrets," she says. "My hair is not really this dark, I dye it using Ms. Clairol." With that Cassie jumps up and turns on a scruffy, old radio tucked into the overloaded bookcase. Jazz music starts to pour out of a single, beat-up speaker. "That was for Monique's benefit, if she was listening," Cassie says under the cover of the music. "I'm sure she'd love gossip like that to spread. I can see it now, 'Cassandra Salvatore is a dye-job.' Actually, it's really my natural color," she adds, ruefully tugging on a piece. "You know, I always wanted to be a redhead. Oh well."

"On to my real secret, contrary to the shambles of my office and my general appearance, I actually have some, hmm - how do I phrase this - unusual powers. I'm not quite sure what all I can do, but I can teleport and I have had some luck healing people. I'm trying to get started in this hero business, but I tell you it's not easy. They didn't offer superheroing 101 when I was in college. And, even if they did, it probably would have been a four-credit, upper-division course, offered once every two years at 5 p.m. on Friday nights."

"Maybe the solution to my problem is to show up in costume with you at PRIMUS. You can say I was with you in the sewers, which is true, but I don't have to reveal my real name and then they won't realize I lied to them earlier. Of course, this is all conditional on me not being recognized by the agents who interviewed my husband and I. However, I think those guys were more interested in my chest, I doubt they even took a close look at my face."

"Oh my god, Cassie, you're right! You do have a face. I never noticed." Knightblade begins snickering and laughing, "Hey, do you think it's possible that other women have faces too. I'd better alert the president. No, wait, there's no way I could convince *him*." He starts laughing even harder.

Cassandra utters a disgusted, "Men," and then proceeds to grab a cushion from the chair and brain Knightblade over the head with it several times while he is laughing.

"Just wait until you need someone to heal up your wounds, the we'll see how funny you are mister," she tries to say, but fails miserably because she is convulsed in laughter. It comes out sounding like:

" Just you wait mister..."
Thwack with the cushion. Swish, swish as she misses the next couple of times.
"You're going need someone to heal.." Swish, swish, more misses. "Those wounds..."
Laughter broken by a hiccup.
"Think you're funny don't you..." swish, swish
More laughter.
"Can't you hold still for a minute...." swish, swish
She laughs again, "Oh, I give up."

It takes a few seconds, but he eventually gets control of himself.

"Sorry. Um, that sounds fine to me. I'll need to make a couple of phone calls to set everything up. Also, if you're unsure about your... abilities, I may know someone you can contact. But first, who shall I say will be joining me?"

Cassandra, who at this point has abandoned the cushion and composed herself, turns and with as much superheroine majesty as she can summon says, "Odyssey."

She pauses as if waiting for some great display of lights and sounds at the mention of her name, then shrugs and says, "Well, it doesn't sound as impressive as 'Protector' but then he's got a deep voice which I think he throws when he announces his presence."

"Just as long as I don't hear any 'more like a three-hour tour' cracks when I say my name I'll be happy," she adds with a smile.

"Keep dreaming, Miss 'Use the Force, Knightblade'. Why you 'Odyssey' what I've got in mind for you. It'll make you 'Iliad' ease. 'Homer' even worse than these." Knightblade deftly ducks the incoming projectiles as he heads out the door, "I'll be back in a second. Just as soon as I finish my calls."




"Well, I'm back. Are you better yet?" Knightblade asks as he enters Cassie's office.

Clearing the doorway, he sees Cassie lying on her desk with what appears to be the African spear sticking out of her chest with a note attached to it. Scrawled on the paper is the message, "Killed by bad puns."

Opening one eye, Cassie looks at him. "A bit melodramatic, but it was the best I could come up with on short notice."

She pulls out the spear - which was actually stuck in the desk behind her, props it back up against the bookcase and starts rummaging through her desk.

"Now, shall we get to work."

"Absolutely," Knightblade says as he picks up his reading assignment and sits back down in the chair...

When Tony arrives, Knightblade stretches out and sits up. "Ah, good, food." He squeezes five of the books onto a (barely) clean corner of the desk and looks at Cassie. "I'm done with these. Do you have any more?"




So little time, so much to do, she thinks, rummaging through the desk looking for a San Francisco map.

"A-ha!" she exclaims, pulling out a slightly dogeared map of the Bay Area that includes a section devoted to San Francisco. "I knew that AAA membership would eventually pay off. I wonder, can superheroes get AAA for their company vehicles?"

Shrugging my shoulders, she goes back to work. Thank god they made us learn rudimentary mapping skills in those archaeology classes. Consulting the newspaper, Cassie plot the points where each of the five kidnappings took place. Using a highlighter pen, she draws an arrow showing the abductors' general direction of movement when they fled - if that information is available. It's at least available from Knightblade in the case of the "Phantom" kidnapping. She also put the date and times the abductions took place.

From this information, I'm trying to determine if there was any pattern to the attacks. Can we narrow down a general area of San Francisco that the kidnappers appeared to flee towards? Were all the attacks confined to one area of the city? Probably, because most of S.F.'s vocal entertainment takes place in one area, but it's worth a try.

Since all of the attacks took place involving female sopranos in a particular range, are there any well-known singers - also in that vocal range- who weren't kidnapped? It might be worth it to stake them out and watch them in case these musical men of mayhem decide they need a spare singer. A quintet of sopranos...hmm...five is not a particularly mystical number. There were nine muses in Greek Mythology. Three, seven and 11 are the usual sacred numbers in ancient cultures. Additional attacks might be a greater possibility than I thought.

I'm not an expert on magical spells and the like, but I can read pretty fast. In college they called me "Java girl." Just get me a pot of espresso and look out. I can cram a lot of information in my head on short notice. I'll ransack whatever books the museum might have on the subject of magic, myths and ancient beliefs that involve singers. I'm reaching here, but it's all I've got to go on.

Plus, I can call the museum's contacts for ancient artifacts. It's the old, friend-of-a-friend routine, but it might work. Maybe someone knows a professor or private expert I could talk to. The key to all this mystery involves singing. It's the only thing we've found that links these women all together.

"Here," she says, dumping a handful of books in Knightblade's lap. "Start going through these. See if you can find anything that mentions, singers, spells or magic."

Before she starts calling those museum contacts, Cassie gives Tony a ring.
Ring, Ring.... click, shhh...
"Hi, honey, where are you?"

"I'm right in the middle of the dry cycle at Ducks by the Bay," Tony yells. "Speak up I can barely hear you. Lousy phone connection...99 cent hook-up fee..."

"I'm here at the museum," Cassandra continues raising her voice. "Knightblade is here. We've been talking about the disappearances."

"You've been talking about raising peaches?" Tony asks.

"No, the disappearances," she says in louder voice.

"Hold on a second, let me get clear of the car wash," Tony yells. A few seconds later he continues on a much cleaner channel. "OK Knight blade is there and you're talking about what?"

"The disappearances," Cassandra responds in a lower voice. "We're doing some research here and I'm making some calls. Do you think you could pick up some food and bring it back?"

"Sure, how about Chinese?"

"OK, and could you also bring that package you gave me last week, you know the one that includes the shoes."

"Why do you want that?"

"Well, I have to stop by PRIMUS later today and I want to wear something nice. I'll explain it all when you get here. "

"Alright," Tony says, but he doesn't sound to certain about all of this. "I'll be there in about 45 minutes."

After twenty minutes of mapping, Cassie has managed to tangle the ruler in her hair twice, and finally gives up, using it to secure herhair in a bun on the back of her head. So far as she can tell, there's no particular pattern to any of the attacks, except that 3 of the singers were dragged to underground locations, while (as the Chronicle-Examiner noted) two others vanished inside closed rooms, with evidence of a struggle -- and at the scene of both of these crimes, pentagrams were etched into the floor.

Tony helps Cassie flip through the very out-of-date rolodex, locating contacts who might be able to help them out. "What about Ralph?" he asks, holding up his card.

"That's not a bad idea," Cassie says, mostly to herself. Ralph, she explains to Knightblade (who is chomping on the Dim Sum) is a cryptic friend of Uncle Alex's, who collects bizarre antiquities. It was he who appraised the amulet.

"I'll tell you what," Tony says. "It's Sunday, and he'll be playing golf with us this afternoon. I'll talk to him about it when I get there." Alex and Tony have taken golfing up as their way to "stay in shape," they say in unison, both of them patting their stomachs. Cass has personally have come to the conclusion it's because it's a guaranteed meal for Tony after the 18th, but he's denying it.

He kisses her and leaves, tucking the container of the two remaining egg rolls under his arm as he strolls out.

Odyssey and Knightblade spend the rest of the afternoon before the meeting with the PRIMUS making calls and pouring through museum files. Well, Cassie pours over files, while Knightblade naps in the stuffed chair -- he appears to be quite pooped. Not much is turned up, since there's nothing really very specific to look for. She discovers there are magical ceremonies involve chanting, though she can't pinpoint any particular group who might need five 4-octave ranged singers.

Tony hasn't called by the time Odyssey and Knightblade leave for the PRIMUS base in the Presidio, but that doesn't really surprise you. Ralph is a codgy 70 year old man who can take three hours to properly tell a story. He's probably only just now getting around to it.




"I swear you're as bad as my husband," Cassie says, eying Knightblade in mock disdain. "Let's pop over to Little Italy for dinner. Let's go to Enseñada for real Mexican food. The next thing you know, you'll be asking me to teleport you out of that suit because you really have to go to restroom and it takes you half an hour to get that thing off."

"That's odd, most women don't complain about it taking half an hour to get that thing off... Ohh, you mean the armor."

"What are you looking at, Knightblade? And why are you smiling?"

There's a burst of golden light, kind of like concentrated sunlight and then the office disappears only to be replaced by green foliage, trees and a bench.

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